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Chinese Proverbs
- "Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone."
- "Man who run in front of car get tired."
- "Man who run behind car get exhausted."
- "Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day."
- "Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ."
- "Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok."
- "Man with one chopstick go hungry."
- "Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails."
- "Man who eat many prunes get good run for money."
- "Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk."
- "Panties not best thing on earth! But next to best thing on earth."
- "War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left."
- "Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house."
- "Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night."
- "It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it."
- "Man who drive like hell, bound to get there."
- "Man who stand on toilet is high on pot."
- "Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement."
- "Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs."
- "Man who fart in church sit in own pew."
- "Crowded elevator smell different to midget."
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